In the real world, with cars and houses and time, there lived two bohemian housewives, with deep midwestern roots. Then one day, they were airlifted and dropped in the middle of Crown Heights, Brooklyn and Iowa City, Iowa. These are their stories of friendship, magic and dismantling the patriarchy from an underground bunker slumber party. Please note: RHB does not sell out. We never edit. We always have fun. Friendship first.  

BECCA KLAVER is a poet, PhD and real housewife. She is the author of the poetry collections Empire Wasted (Bloof Books, 2016) and  LA Liminal (Kore Press, 2010) and several chapbooks, including Merrily, Merrily (Lame House Press, 2013) and Nonstop Pop (Bloof Books, 2013). Becca was a founding editor of the feminist poetry press Switchback Books and is currently co-editing the second edition of Gurlesque: the new grrly, grotesque, burlesque poetics. Born and raised in Milwaukee, WI, she lives in Iowa City, Iowa. She is a Cancer. @bexklaver

LAUREN BESSER is a writer, comedian and real housewife. She was a National Organizer of the 2017 Women’s March On Washington, a house performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre - New York, and a founding member of the National Organization for Women’s Young Feminist Task Force in 2003. Lauren’s writing and photographs have been published online in HuffPost, xoJane, Feministing, Chicago Public Radio, Brooklyn Street Art and Wooster Collective. She has appeared on Impractical Jokers, Suddenly Susan and in videos for Refinery29, Above Average, Elite Daily, Bustle and UCBcomedy. Lauren is a native of downtown Chicago and lives in the RHB studio in Brooklyn. She is a Scorpio. @labesser

Lauren and Becca are both water signs and best friends. You can contact them at realhousewivesofbohemia at gmail dot com & @rhbpodcast.

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