In the real world, with cars and houses and time, there lived two bohemian housewives, with deep midwestern roots. Then one day, they were airlifted and dropped in the middle of Crown Heights, Brooklyn and Cookeville, Tennessee. These are their stories of friendship, magic and dismantling the patriarchy from an underground bunker slumber party. Please note: RHB does not sell out. We never edit. We always have fun. Friendship first.  

BECCA KLAVER is a poet, PhD and real housewife. She is the author of the poetry collections Empire Wasted (Bloof Books, 2016) and  LA Liminal (Kore Press, 2010) and several chapbooks, including Merrily, Merrily (Lame House Press, 2013) and Nonstop Pop (Bloof Books, 2013). Becca was a founding editor of the feminist poetry press Switchback Books and is currently co-editing the second edition of Gurlesque: the new grrly, grotesque, burlesque poetics. Born and raised in Milwaukee, WI, she lives in Cookeville, Tennessee. She is a Cancer. @bexklaver

LAUREN BESSER is a writer, comedian and real housewife. She served as a National Organizer on the Women's March on Washington, played on house teams at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater-NY from 2014 to 2016 and is trained in improv and writing by UCBNY, iOChicago, The PIT and the University of Wisconsin (creative writing program). In the past, Lauren was the youngest elected state president in the history of the National Organization for Women, one of the founding members of NOW’s Young Feminist Taskforce, a winning city council campaign manager and a street art photographer. Lauren lives in Brooklyn and is a downtown Chicago native. She is a Scorpio. @labesser

Lauren and Becca are both water signs and best friends. You can contact them at realhousewivesofbohemia at gmail dot com & @rhbpodcast.

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